22 Lines To Make You Smile…

Weekend giggles! 😄😄

Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog

My thanks to the Tasmanian Devil for these:

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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