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“Because I Said So: Parenting and Family Life Humorous Short Stories (My Life … MOM? Book 1)” by Michelle Hoppe

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Because I Said So: Parenting and Family Life Humorous Short Stories

(My Life … MOM?! Book 1)

by Michelle Hoppe

Genre: Parenting & Family Life/Motherhood/Humor

1.99 at time of posting!

Do the words “What’s for dinner?” make you cringe? Are you tired of one-word answers from the teenager in the house? These hilarious stories are a laugh-out-loud look at everyday life. From “A construction company…what were we thinking?” to “My Big, Fat Tongue,” you won’t be able to put this one down.

Because I Said So! by comedy author Michelle Hoppe is a look into the ups and downs of raising a family, while attempting to become an author. Take a peek into the family life of the Hoppe clan and discover how Michelle turned everyday life into delightfully funny stories.

Michelle was blessed with the ability to view life through rose tinted glasses. Unlike Claire Tomalin, who said “My life was a sort of series of random disasters,” Michelle’s life, with her twisted sense of humor and a madcap home crew, is more a series of random “by the seat of your pants motherhood”.

Growing up, Michelle loved to read books by Erma Bombeck; books like If Life is a Bowlful of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits and Motherhood taught her to look for the humor in life. Michelle’s favorite Erma quote “When humor goes, there goes civilization!” seemed like a call to action, so this comedy autobiography is her contribution to the continuation of mankind, oops…personkind!

This hilarious book contains humor about family life, motherhood, and parenting, and is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.

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“Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin (The Peas and Carrots Series Book 1)” by Hannah Lynn

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Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin (The Peas and Carrots Series Book 1)

by Hannah Lynn

Genre: Women’s Fiction/Humor

FREE at time of posting!

“An uplifting coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.”

Eric Sibley has it all; great job, big house, beautiful family. Even when his estranged father dies, Eric can’t help but dream about the luxuries he’ll spend his inheritance on. Unfortunately, Eric’s late father, had other ideas.

Life quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of grumpy pensioners, wellington boots and vintage automobiles as Eric is forced to juggle his hectic career and family life in London, with regular visits to the small riverside town of Burlam.

Plagued by heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and drug raids, it’s not long before his job, his marriage and his sanity are hanging in the balance. Will he get his hands on his father’s treasured Aston Martin before he loses all three?

Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin is the first book in the delightfully funny new series from the award-winning author of The Afterlife of Walter Augustus. This quintessentially British novel will have you laughing and crying until the very end.

Also get a FREE Peas and Carrots Novella, THE MOLE FIASCO, details inside.

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“Academic Curveball (Braxton Campus Mysteries Book 1)” by James J. Cudney

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Academic Curveball (Braxton Campus Mysteries Book 1)

by James J. Cudney

Genre: Teen & YA/City & Town Life/Humor

FREE at time of posting! Kindle Unlimited! (Thru – November 3rd!)

When Kellan Ayrwick returns home for his father’s retirement from Braxton College, he finds a dead body in Diamond Hall’s stairwell.

Unfortunately, Kellan has a connection to the victim, and so do several members of his family. Could one of them be guilty of murder? Soon after, the college’s athletic program receives mysterious donations, a nasty blog denounces his father and someone attempts to change students’ grades.

Someone is playing games on campus, but none of the facts add up. With the help of his eccentric and trouble-making nana, Kellan tries to stay out of the sheriff’s way. And if that wasn’t enough already, his own past comes spiraling back to change his life forever.

In the debut novel in the Braxton Campus Mysteries Series, you’ll discover a cozy, secluded Pennsylvania village full of quirky, sarcastic and nosy residents.

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“Set in Stone (The Petralist Book 1)” by Frank Morin

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Set in Stone (The Petralist Book 1)

by Frank Morin, Brad Fraunfelter (Illustrator)

Genre: YA/Science Fiction & Fantasy/Romance/Humor

FREE at time of posting!

Big Magic
Big Adventure
Lots of Humor

In a nation where only the nobility are supposed to have special powers, Connor’s secret curse might hold the key to stopping a war and saving his village from destruction. His best friend Hamish has a habit of sucking on rocks that might just unlock an ancient power not seen in generations. Their friend Jean is the local healer. She has no magic, but she’s smarter than the boys combined. And Verena is one of the invaders, with a bag full of tricks that can stop entire armies.

Join Connor and his friends as they are swept up in an epic adventure, with a unique magic system based on rocks, and lots of humor.

When armies assemble around their remote village, Connor is caught in the middle. While his friends try to free the village under siege, Connor peels back layers of intrigue and half-truths to find secrets neither side wants him to know. Surrounded by deadly enemies that all claim to be his friends, Connor must choose a course with the lives of everyone he loves hanging in the balance.

His only hope is to gamble everything on a curse that could destroy them all unless his final choice is Set in Stone.

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“Christmas Love” by Grace Adams

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Christmas Love

by Grace Adams

Genre: Romance/Holidays/Humor

99¢ at time of posting! KINDLE COUNTDOWN!

Blake hates Christmas.
Shelley loves the holiday more than anything else.

Blake’s plan for the holidays: six bottles of whiskey, a luxury apartment in Miami, no women, no contact with friends and family. Just him and Netflix.

Shelley’s plan for the holidays: relieve Tyrone Dane of thirty thousand dollars, get out of Canada unharmed, celebrate with a glittering Christmas party with her family.

But fate intervenes. Blake and Shelley are stranded in a snow-covered chalet. Christmas morning is approaching, and with it comes an unforgettable celebration.

If you love romantic, snow-covered Christmas stories, get Christmas Love on your reader!

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“Dog Day Wedding” by Rich Amooi

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Dog Day Wedding

by Rich Amooi

Genre: Humor/Satire

FREE at time of posting! Kindle Unlimited!

Giovanni Roma was jilted at the altar. Twice. Meeting Natalie is an enchanting distraction—too bad she’s engaged to another man. To top it off, Giovanni’s mother has a mouth with no filter and is obsessed with finding her son a suitable baby-maker.

Natalie DeMarco is a good cop with one problem. Cold feet. Her fiancé is a decent man, but she’s starting to wonder if decent is good enough. Maybe the doubts could be blamed on Giovanni, that guitar-making Italian hunk next door.

Giovanni knows he must do something, but things get out of hand when he learns he’s not the only one who objects to the wedding.

Dog Day Wedding is a fast, fun romantic comedy that gives new meaning to the term, “Shotgun Wedding.”

 

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